OK. This is something I might keep doing, or something I'll never thing about again. Funny how that works... Anyway. I'm part of a forum ---> http://www.dragonsinourmidst.com/forums <--- That one, and everyone there is insane, like me. So if you don't have the time to read the books, become a member and all that... I could post some of the funny stuff here... I could but I never said I would... OK OK Fine! I'll do it. =D
Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America .....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America .....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Ever Wonder...Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkensour skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport "the terminal"?
Tell me what you think! ;p ~Jacob
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Funnies From the Forum
Some of the BEST books EVER
"Have you heard about the "Dragons in our Midst" books by Bryan Davis? They're an awesome Christian fantasy series, four great books that are so exciting, moving, and inspiring, you have to read them to believe it! These books honor God, and they’re changing the lives of young people all over the world, helping them walk closer to God.And now a Hollywood studio has bought the rights to make a movie! The only thing holding them back from making it is that the books aren't famous enough yet to get the financial backing they need. That's why I'm writing to you. I want everyone to know about these books. If you want to buy them and see for yourself, just go to http://www.dragonsinourmidst.com/ and you'll see several ways to get them. Maybe if they make a famous best-seller list, they'll be able to make a movie.Here are the titles: Raising Dragons, The Candlestone, Circles of Seven, and Tears of a Dragon.And now the author is coming out with a new series called "Oracles of Fire!" The first book, "Eye of the Oracle," is a prequel to the first series. You can learn more about it at the same website, http://www.dragonsinourmidst.com/ .Please pass this along to everyone in your e-mail address book! If more people get a chance to read these books, I believe thousands of teenagers will have their lives changed forever! Thank you!" ~ Bryan Davis
Bryan Davis is an awsome writer and I love his books. It would be so cool if they got turned into movies... If the director doen't changes them to much. :p ~Jacob
Teen Magazine
Death of Me by Red
Check this out! The music video is awsome! It reminded me of *SPOILER* Thr3e *SPOILER* by Ted Dekker. ;p ~Jacob
